Tell me a joke you hear all the time that isn’t supposed to be a joke. I’ll go first: “If they love it, they’ll find the budget.”

Was there any affect on your project due to Melbourne shutdown..........I see another potential lay-offs wave coming for Deloitte😬

I am a personal injury defense attorney and I’ve never done plaintiff’s work. I have a case where I suspect the plaintiff is malingering and exaggerating his injuries. The plaintiffs attorney has sent me multiple demands for $3 million dollars and basically begged me to respond with some offer. I’ve told him the truth - my client has no interest in trying to settle if his demand remains about twenty times higher than the actual worst case (for us) jury verdict. More in comments...

How do you turn off perfectionism? I always get stuck at the end of a project because it’s never “perfect.” Getting over that final hump from “must be perfect” to “good enough” for government work is tough. Looking for strategies to help me get things finished and move on.

Got picked up for a client yesterday around 1 and was not only asked to stay late last night but to also finish my workpaper today. Prior to this no one I’ve heard at my firm has ever had to work on a Saturday. Oh, and this was my first week. Am I wrong to be annoyed with this?

Gotta love when a client doesn’t catch their own mistakes until the final round and then asks why you fucked it up....

Hi all,
My friend has referred me in Virtusa, within 2 days HR called and said they have a job role for my profile and will confirm back for interview, but now they are saying that job post is closed.
I had put my other offers on hold due to virtusa.
If anyone is having a job opportunity in their project for a database developer please respond.

Looking for a client facing role within HC/HR consulting.

First year analyst @ current company but in an internal role. I have a Bachelors from PSU in Labor Employment Relations.

Hope to get a referral.

Can a lateral senior analyst get promoted to data scientist in the half yearly cycle if performance and feedback from client is good?

Does anyone have any side gigs or know of any gig types for project managers? Projects themselves need too much attention to manage on the side of our already busy days.

Hi Fishes,
+Repost
I have 6 years of experience and have offers from the below companies, Help me on selecting the same?
I am getting a headache as my last date is approaching. Please Help me before Jan 18.

Company, project, CTCdetails are below.

Value Labs - Banking(Fullstack) - 19Fixed + 2LPA
NTT Data - Well Fargos (React) - 20 + 3LPA
Hexaware - Amaze Banking Project (reactjs,AZURE) - 20+2 LPA
GSPANN - Sports E-commerce (AWS, MERN) - 20+2 LPA

Received offer letter with mentioned that at "TCS Kolkata". Can it be considered that my base/work location is also Kolkata (*as i need this). Or is there any chance that after project allocation it may be changed and forcefully transferred to any other location without my consent?

Is there any resources someone can point me to about the potential legal issues and more information from an HR perspective about contingent employees (temps, contract workers, part-time workers) versus normal FTE’s?

I’m working on a project for an HR class and finding good sources with real evidence about this from SHRM and news publications has been rough. Thanks!

Aside from just time and experience, is there anything I can actively do to advance in my career and get more responsibility / client interaction? I’m a first year

Hello!
U-R-G-E-N-T
URGENT need for (14) Business Analyst local to or would be willing to relocate to AZ.
Client: State of AZ
Deadline: 12/7/2022
Start Date: 1/9/2023

**New Graduates will be accepted. There is no minimum of years to qualify**

Hi anyone here working for google client through cognizant, refer me for google process (Risk analyst role)

I am a contract employee that was just brought on a month ago. I have done well with onboarding and learning their tech. I have now been asked to design an architecture for an upcoming project, and document it all. Nothing at this company has been well documented before. I have a feeling they just planning to use my previous experience and then let me go since my pay is high. Is there a way I can safeguard against this?

Which are good companies to switch to in Pune for QA people with 11 YOE and skills like leading manual, automation test teams, overall project management and proficient in agile processes?

Hiiii, I ran out of words from my resume. I developed a strategy with my client to integrate data files that are sitting in numerous user’s excel file into their existing data warehouse which will be use to analyse trade data. Any way to frame it better?

Do PEs offer singing bonus or relocation fee?

What is everyone buying today?

How do I invest in Secure Gold Bonds? Any reliable procedural steps or blogs or videos available?

EHR vs ERP consulting in the health space, what are the major differences between the two? Specifically I would be working with Cerner. Is one more technical, interesting, or niche than the other?

Well I guess my holdings are never going back up in value

I’ve been in and out of GME puts making money on the rise in price. Yesterday bought contracts for Mar exp at strike price $6 - made over 1k today. Entry price was .22 per contract. There are a lot of different ways to profit from the meme stocks. Trade your plan.

Genpact offered me 27LPA , however i am still to receive salary breakup. How much variable will be there in 27LPA?

Purpose of a W-9 on an acquisition? Who should be filling them out?

Is there anyone working for FedEx hyderabad? Wanted to check about the offer that I had.

Hey! Please can I get suggestion for some GMAT online study material/ online tutors? Too many options out there , but hard to guess what’s good!

Strategies for dealing with do-nothing landlord? I’m at my wits end with building machinery noise keeping me up all night for weeks without any help from the landlord. Repeated calls, texts, emails

Family vacations are a must. The house is so much quieter when my wife takes the kids out of the country.

I applied for a position through a recruiter and made it through the interview rounds with the actual company and received a verbal offer, but haven’t heard back since. Am I able to reach out directly to HR for updates or does all communication have to be filtered through the recruiter?

What is considered a “large” caseload in employment litigation? I work at a large L&E boutique law firm and handling about 14-15 active litigation cases in state/federal court or arbitration. Some of these matters are multi-plaintiff and multi-defendant cases, but none are class actions. This does not include any matters I am handling in the charge stage or in pre-litigation. Not sure if that’s a typical caseload or not?

I have a pretty good idea that I’m being undervalued & underpaid. Anyone willing to share base salaries for account manager/account executive/sales lead for food/CPG industry? Any companies considering inflation raises or have already committed to increasing annual merit to match inflation? If so, willing to share % raise?

For planners and strategists:

As a junior, how do you know you’re ready to take on a mid-level planner role?
What are some crucial skills you need to possess? How long should you stay in a junior role?

Have any NYC agencies pushed back their back to office dates?

Can anyone recommend a good recruiter for Amsterdam? Thanks

Dan Wieden passed away

What is the one firm or agency you'd like to work at?

Anyone in Account Services have anything fun, quirky, or just plain cool - yet still professional to spice up a LinkedIn about me?

Does anyone have any intel about The Gate NY or MSQ Partners?

Was told I was going to get hired after my freelance contract finished up (which is next month), the head hancho creative person even called me up offering a full time job, praising me, all that . But…it’s been a couple months and they won’t respond to my messages even tho I’m still freelancing here lol what do I do

How much of a pay cut would you be willing to take if you got an offer for your dream job (if it's outside of advertising)?

Publicis Groupe - CapGemini - Accenture. Anyone else put there hearing the same chatter??

Fishbowl gentlemen, what are you wearing to your holiday party? 👔👗👙👘🎩

Do you ever get rejected from a job you didn’t even want and yet somehow you’re still upset? Haha I feel like a crazy straight man who gets rejected “fine bitch i didn’t want you any way!!”

Agency I freelance for just gave me the ultimatum. I’d make $75K less to go full-time, and even that they weren’t sure they could get finance to sign off.

Why haven’t salaries gone up at all?

How is Zenith Verizon team in NY?

I work in digital media & recently received a promotion (for background - going from mid-level to mid-senior level), as well as a 27% raise. Is this pretty average/low/high?

Work in data strategy consulting with in London and considering moving to Singapore. Any insight into salary for VP level? How easy is it to get visas?

Does anyone have any insight on BBDO Dallas? Appreciate any info.

Ladies do you ever take a sick day when your cramps are unbearable ? If so, how do you go about it?

How do you deal with working on a brand that you're new on and all the past work has been awful but you're forced to continue on with the look/feel/tone of?

Longest period of time you've gone without work, i.e. waiting for new project to kick off. Bored af here.