“That’s quite a good idea actually but don’t tell him.”

What is the salary package for Technology Analyst for 3.2 YOE in Infosys?? Is it a good role ? Kindly suggest

I was released without cause today but my boss mentioned my battle with mental health and that I’m looking for other jobs before canning me. Should I address this with the board or leave it alone?

"Use the approved language."

"Why'd you use this language?"

Guy any openings for senior business analyst role for pune location i am serving notice period and LWD will be 19 july. Having good knowledge of capital markets investment banking and scrum master as well

Is IBM Consulting (GBS) a good company for Business analysts? I heard that IBM GBS has only support and AMS projects and BAs doesn't have prominent role to play in such projects.

With so many news sources using a subscription system, there needs to be something like a Netflix for news articles.

Is everyone back to office? How are you holding your emotions after leaving home?

Got 3 weeks to study both Far and reg before NTS expires. 😞 should I cram for both and take them? Or give up on 1. Would prefer to pass in 1 window & not retake

Rate squid games

28M Sikh in LI/NYC area, looking to make any friends!

Am currently offered with 19 LPA fixed and 10% for 6 YOE, joining on Monday.
PWC is offering same with 2 lakh JB and 20% variable...but PWC offer is not released yet...how can I negotiate with EY without offer...just want same compensation as PWC with JB is enough? Will EY ask for offer letter if I ask to match PWC offer?

What’s your opinion on math homework? I teach 4th grade and have always given it but I’d like to see what others do and weigh out if it’s really worth it. If I give it, I feel like I should spend class time going over it but on the other hand I stress myself out trying to keep the absent work organized and those that don’t even do the work.

Anyone have any CIPP/US practice questions besides the 30 from the IAPP?

Hi All,
Need ur suggestions.
How much CTC i can expect from Netcracker Technology?
Yoe - 2.1
Have 1 offer in hand - 6 LPA from TCS
Skillset - Java,Springboot, Microservices.

Interviewed for dreamy job in dream city last week. Got a ton of buy signs from everyone I met with, especially CEO & CTO. HR said they would reach out early this week but I haven’t heard back yet

Hi everyone,
I was doing a brief overview of GMAT math, and I feel like I need to start studying math from ground 0. Can anyone provide and advice from personal experience, or from that of a friend? My goal is to get into a t-20 MBA program. Thank you in advance! Happy holidays

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

acd: “would you do meth everyday for a year for ten million dollars? you'd be able to choose where you rehab for free and —”

ad: “i’d do it for one million”

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

I was in the office (pre-c19) on the Friday after thanksgiving so I could get some stuff done while it was empty. A peer Director was also there and asked me for help with something. I helped him a for while, then he said, “this is really helpful, I have to go to an all team meeting for 30 minutes, but could we finish after that?” Me: “an all team meeting today?” Him: “yeah, I always schedule an all team meeting on days like this so people can’t pretend to wfh when they are really on pto.” smh 🤦‍♂️

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“Those glasses don’t make you look younger, they make you look older—but slightly more cool.”

🥺

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”