The job market is basically the dating market flipped. Job seekers are the men, and employers are the women. And just like in dating, the moment you ask, “What do you bring to the table?”—they get offended.

I always find it funny when recruiters post jobs on LinkedIn outlining what you’ll be doing, what they want from you, and what you need to bring—yet say nothing about what they offer in return.

No benefits listed? I move on immediately.

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Sir this is a wendys

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🙄

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That’s what the money is for.

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But they don’t tell you what they are willing to pay in a lot of cases. That’s the point

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Ew

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I know recruiters are so cringe and behind the curve these days

this dude swipes left constantly I can tell

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I’m cool with that

Not lonely enough !

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Why are you making statements about yourself.

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