‘The only use of AI I’ve found in the office is deciding my fantasy league team’

If you had to describe your dating life in one word, what would it be?

Colts score that last TD, the Saints defense loses 3 points and my fantasy team loses in the Semis by 2 points....

Needed to vent at something before I punch the hotel TV

Can someone help with the base salary range for a 6+ years experienced finance professional with FRM and CFA certifications in Big 6 firms in Advisory practice?

Also, what should be the expectations for joining bonus during the current times?

Any of you have parents who have never invested in the market or set up 401k all this time? They are very close to retirement (in a couple years) but I am shocked that they’ve kept their life savings all in a checking account😭 just found this out and don’t know what to do

Alright I gotta say it.. charlottes gym scene is terrible. Where do people go to workout?

Anyone else super bored in quarantine?

Looking for recommendations on Azure learning and certifications, specifically learning tracks for Systems Administrators and Engineers. I'm specifically looking for the MS equivalent of a VMware VCP course/certs.

If you have a learning course or books you'd recommend I'd appreciate your feedback. 🙂

Hi fishes,

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Can you like my post so that I can use the this platform?

Thanks in advance!!

Today the cash register broke down while a customer was waiting with 4 pallets of Monster. He yelled at me.

What are M7 MBB recruiting timelines ? Considering applying right now to MBB, but if I get rejected I’m going to do an MBA, will I be blacklisted from applying for summer internships if I get rejected this fall ?

Does anyone have experience taking the Marketing Management and Digital Strategy Graduate Certificate at Harvard Extension School or other certificate? Thoughts?

Hello Everyone. Please does anyone know where I can go for practicum(kind of like clinical) to conclude my MSN in Nursing informatics. I am located in houston and I am currently attending Chamberlain university. Thanks in-advance.

Hello Folks,
How is Siemens energy to join if I compare it to Cognizant. Both are offering almost similar CTC.
I’ve on-site aspirations in near future.
Factors to consider WLB, learning opportunities.
YOE 8
.Net Full stack + Azure

Hi Fishes

Is there any one have not been receiving the offer letter from Infosys from last month?

Anyone joining PwC AC Banglore on 6th September?
Have you got any mail for a laptop or any onboarding details?

Can someone please help me refer my friend in JP Morgan?

Moss adams fdd s1 salary for mcol California?

I made a couple errors at a new job. An important document to be distributed had wrong information on it, which was proofread by 2 other people. Then a couple of typos in emails, the person micromanaging me told me to send out but I didn’t fix the errors. Failed to meet a deadline but completed 95%. I was written up over all this last week, fired this week. There’s a lot more to this but I think it’s because the DM doesn’t like me.

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

"She's like 30, but doesn't look super old"

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

So, some of my co-workers simply said that they want to go ahead and start something or start looking elsewhere (career change) because they don't know how much it will last at the pace we are going in regards to case intake and pay out. Should I start panicking or simply start looking elsewhere? They even they even told me if I was looking elsewhere or planned on doing so also. I found it weird in a way.

“Just came back from Hawaii, it was beautiful. Lots of good wine”-MD.
Tired analysts: 😒😒

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

Heard from me:

“Oh, junior person, you have edits to the monthly activity report 3 days after your deadline to review the report, and after I sent it to the client? How lovely for you."

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.