There’s a special place in hell for OC who tell parties you’re the holdup because minor thing x is in your court while unrelated big items are in theirs.

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We can’t close until you send those Certificates of Good Standing, buddy.

Btw our client will have some minor comments on the SPA at 6pm Friday.

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What does the firm’s name rhyme with? 🍿

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Y halo thar K&E, current bane of my existence

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