Trying to decide between two agencies I don’t have offers and will never interview with. Which is better, fictional agency A or fictional agency B and why? Go!

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Always baffled by those. "I have offers with WK, Mother, and Droga, which do I choose??" Huh? Are you on steroids or something?

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When it rains 🤷🏿‍♂️

Neither one of them will give me the time of day so obviously they are both terrible fictional agencies full of hacks. I will recommend neither because I am devoid of self awareness.

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W+K Sandusky. No question.

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I thought we had retired “Go!”

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A for sure; the CD at B is a real POS IMHO.

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