Ummm what?

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Also I would like to call attention to my fully charged phone?

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No applicant was ever seen again

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I think the key thing the job poster forgot to mention… he is a latex puppy.

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That person replying is *not* Jennie’s friend 😬

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Yikes

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A few words were left out 😬
Reliable, CHAINED TO BED woman
Pet A T T A C K dog
Nice BASEMENT LEVEL room

No words.

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> Management Research: Applying the Principles by Susan Rose, Nigel Spinks
> Research Methods for Business and Management by Kevin O'Gorman, Robert MacIntosh
> Theory and Practice of Leadership by Roger Gill

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Another looting happening now downtown Chicago. WTH is going on !!!

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BCG Folks: What are the differences between PL1 and PL2 other than tenure? Does PL2 receive more complex cases, larger teams, greater responsibilities (I.e, Partner level) etc?

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Cleared the technical round.I have received an email to submit the docs. But none were called me regarding the salary discussion. Usually how many days it will take to get the feedback

What is the pay for power bi analyst at infosys and what are the interview questions usually asked ?

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think they’ll tell us today? double whammy with comp statements

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Expected CTC for 6 YOE?

Tech: Frontend role(React JS/Angular/JS)

Especially for companies doing heavy hiring!

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Is there any program or any exam in Cognizant to increase my package and transform my career like in infosys or other companies??

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Go and collect your Welcome Kit / Return to Office kit 😜 from Barclays

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How is promotion given in Citi

Is there any interview taken before promotion here ? Soon the promotions will be rolling for next year in Jan
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It's that time...🦃

What's one thing you're super grateful for in your life or career at the moment?

Drop it below! 👇

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Just found out, I'll be interviewing for a role at BCG next month. Does anyone want to practice casing together?

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I recently left the Army about a year ago. Did a DoD SkillBridge fellowship and accepted the full time offer because I was scared of not having a paycheck. About a year later, still at the company and I hate it. Don’t feel purpose and I’m working with recent college grads as my peers. How do I get a job that takes advantage of my experience, whereas mine currently views me as starting over?

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Hi Fishes

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I’ve been in the tech sales industry for around 5 years now and am looking for a mentor to pick their mind in just experience, how they found progression, what they’d recommend and just a push as a whole

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Any openings for manual/automation testing at Bosch

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Why can’t people click the FB or Insta icon instead? Love yourself elsewhere please!

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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