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U got paid , now get laid , simple !!

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Zindagi kitni asaan hai 😂 when he get laid, someone will get paid. That's how economy works 😂

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Pay for rent and food and utilities cos I didn't have the luxury of wfh 9 years ago😅😅😅


Get your parents, siblings and yourself something nice.
Or Take them out for dinner or order from a place that's a lil expensive but nice..
Treat your cousins or friends to momos

Take time to celebrate your first salary.

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I think i bought sweets and might have give some amount in donations ...don't remember exactly

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purchase something unexpected for family and make them happy .

A bunch of flowers and some chocolate will do the magic.

Even parents were kids one day.

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Meri 1st salary to 5 din me hi khatam ho gyi thi. If you have the scope, buy some good things for your loved ones. They will cherish and always remember this gesture.

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Ah story time
I joined my first company on 22th December 2017. As per the company rules, employees joining after 18th of a month will get their salary of that month combined in the next month. So I was empty on new year, went to pondicherry on republic weekend ( with 5000 in account 🥲🥲). Got my salary on 31th (36k), send 16k back home for my parents to buy whatever they wanted. Paid back to my friends for pondi trip and new year part. Paid my PG rent. Left with 5k on the 3rd of Feb.

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Lucky guy

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Please help ny friend https://milaap.org/fundraisers/support-prasenjit-bharali/deeplink?deeplink_type=upi&utm_medium=whatsapp_status&utm_source=app

Put some money to God and parents
And then buy something for yourself
And go to best restaurant and have some good food.

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