What were your childhood dreams? I’m assuming it wasn’t your dream to become a CPA as a 12 year old

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Didn’t a Deloitte tax senior do exactly this? Is that you?!

I always wanted to be a cow when I was young. Last year my wife delivered a set of twins. I guess my dream came true for her.

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A librarian or a cashier lol

At 12 - fashion designer - and yet I had zero style

I really wanted to be a waitress. I would play waitress all of the time at dinner. Dream big ✨

garbage truck driver. really liked trucks as a kid and that was the coolest looking one.

President of the US

President of US to give out free candy to everyone.

Alternatively a fireman to play with the hose.

Make sure u put the candy on the head and not in the bag.

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Vanna white’s job on wheel of fortune. Still open to it if she ever steps down.

Vanna is a god/vampire. she will NEVER step down!

Web developer.

Eat ice cream for breakfast

I had a recurring dream where I could fly like Superman, but then for some reason I lost that ability after I walked through a huge pile of flour and it got all over me.

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