What were your childhood dreams? I’m assuming it wasn’t your dream to become a CPA as a 12 year old

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Didn’t a Deloitte tax senior do exactly this? Is that you?!

I always wanted to be a cow when I was young. Last year my wife delivered a set of twins. I guess my dream came true for her.

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Dentist

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Fashion designer...but I’m a terrible artist

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Commercial airline pilot, eventually own a small plane and do private clients

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Pirate

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argh

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Meteorologist

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CEO multinational corporation

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Dermatologist but I sucked at bio

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You in to that Dr. Pimple Popper? I can’t even with that.

roller coaster designer

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Rollercoaster tycoon was the jam when I was a kid

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Ha! Mine was.

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I wanted to race cars and do coke. Now I drive slow to avoid tickets and eat salads.

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Truck driver

Professional soccer player!!

Lawyer

Pilot, then Dentist, then Surgeon, then Obstetrician.

a spy...or FBI agent

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Trump

News anchor or lawyer, but I ended up deciding that I want to be a CPA.

What is better than accountant

Fashion model. Too bad I’m not pretty

I’m sure you are! Don’t put yourself down comparing to others. You have qualities no one else can beat!

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