What's with the number of clearly privileged people posting angsty selfies under free verse poetry about their "struggle"? It's as though Solange from yoga class thought she was channelling Malala as told to Walt Whitman. Do they not have friends to tell them they look ridiculous? Eeesh.

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I came back to say that this reads like a trailer or a clip to your up&coming TV show or comedy special …more please 😂❤️

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I got laid off months ago and have been spending time on nevermindfulness and getting in touch with my inner misanthrope.

Maybe I need a new career direction. Will anyone pay for snark-as-a-service?

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Oh wow! Hang in there. I’ve been there and certainly hope you find that next chapter or the next chapter finds you. Those in my orbit tend to appreciate the snark-as-a-service (trademark alert?!) at times when they are done with sugar coated platitudes and need some real talk on the situation. Haven’t figured out how to monetize SNasS (2nd trademark alert?!) tho’….Report back 😁

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