"When will these people realize that I watch too much Top Gear?"

What is NatWest markets gurgaon Vice president (C9 Software engineer) make and what is bonus payouts ?

Hi Fishes,

I have 1.6 years of experience in Java, Spring Boot, Angular, Microservices.

If I'm planning to switch how much CTC can I ask for?

Current CTC - 5.8LPA

How much do analysts at a hedge fund make? Asking for a friend who’s thinking of transition post a few years in equity research.

How to get release from a project? Hating the work environment and pressure here.

How do you manage competing interests during a singing or closing? I’m working on a closing scheduled for this week (obviously everything needs to be done asap) and while I’ve told folks on my other deals that this closing is very busy, I’ve gotten really snarky responses and have been told that I’m taking too long to respond to stuff that (in my opinion) is not urgent on these other deals. Everyone seems to think that their task is more important than an actual closing. Advice?

Taking the NY bar for the first time. Is it fine to take it from the work laptop because personal laptop seems to be giving up in life! Please guide any pros or cons. Thanks !

Looking for remote entry level business analyst positions! If you or anyone you know is hiring, please let me know.

Hi need a referral at Bank of America for data engineer profile

Where is the best place to watch football on Sundays and meet a single guy in his late 20s to mid 30s?

Is there anyone who is working on SAP Fiori,Ui5 ?
Need some suggestions.

Hello fishes,
Hope you all are doing well. I am starting this thread to name some companies which are providing permanent wfh so that I can make a list and post in this group.
If you know any company which is providing permanent wfh please comment the name of the company.

Also share this group with your colleague so that we can expand our network.

Any folks with knowledge on clinical trial design? And understand the protocol requirements well? I have a couple of questions that I’d like to bounce off.

Will we get salary credited tomorrow? 30th and 31st and weekends

Currently on training about handling E-commerce (product research). Planning to have side hustle with it, anyone want to give a chance?

Dear first years,

When my door is closed, I am in the middle of something and trying to focus. Please stop knocking and letting yourself in to chat. I want to help you, I really do, but if my door is closed it means I am not able to help you right this second. I promise that my door will be open when I am available to do so.

Signed,
An overwhelmed second year

Edit: any advice on how to say this IRL without crushing their spirits?

How's the hours, barriers to entry, and scene in general for consulting here in Singapore? Considering a career change but could only find info on US/EU

"Do you really think we can spend all that money?"

These were influencer managers not media

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

“We had complimenting genitalia.”

“Who cares if it doesn’t work! You have to sell the vision!”

“business advice: open the attachment” -RHONY playing in background

AE: I need to take off this afternoon to the attend my grandmother’s funeral.
Owner: Why? She’ll be dead tomorrow too.

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

I used to get lit on LITS (Long Island Iced Tea) ummmm you didn’t use lit correctly. But I’m starting to use the word extra correctly. LOL #facepalm

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

I made an announcement during our team meeting that I'll be taking another job offer. My petty boss said, "Well now that we have a little more budget, the rest of you will be getting raises!"

Boss2 (American): “Why can’t I just do THIS?”
Boss1 (American): “Because it just complicates things! Why do you have to go and throw a spanner in the wheel?!”
Boss3 (British): “Spanner in the wheel?? You’re mixing up your metaphors. It’s spanner in the works.”
Boss2: “What’s a spanner?”
Boss3: “In ENGland where we speak ENGlish, it’s the item you mistakenly refer to as a wrench.”
Boss2: “So – a wrench in the works?”
Boss3: “Yes, it’s a tool that screws everything up …like you.”

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

Just to be 100% clear, this entire platform is anonymous, right?

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?