When you lie on ur resume but still get the job

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LOL I imagine that literally everyone is lying on their resume at least a little bit, it's just how good of a fibber are you?? Picking the right things to lie about is key haha

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I think fudging would be more accurate to how I "lied" on my resume. I didn't outright make up any experiences lol, that's too brazen.

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Fake it 'til you make it done right

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