Who manages this bowl? Why do I keep losing my pro badge? :(

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Posting as :
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If you don’t post in a bowl often enough you lose the badge you earned. This goes for any bowl.

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But I do.

Post more cringe!

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The reason this bowl exists, so people don't loose their "badges" in LinkedIn, lol

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It's automated.

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Should have used some scotch tape. They have that stuff lying around the bad office

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I'm looking for good opportunity,

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Thank you.

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I hate the “bring your dog to office” policy. I’m afraid of some dogs, specifically larger dogs due to a past experience with my neighbor’s Huskie when I was very young. (Cont.)

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Good furniture stores in the city? Want to get a decent couch under 1000-1200

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Hi Folks,

Please like the post, aiming for 11 likes to unlock DM

Also, Which offer is better.

Honeywell - 17 fixed + 4.5 variable
Guavus Thales - 20 fixed + 4 variable

Role - Data engineer
Total experience - 2.5 yrs
Tech stack - Spark, Kafka, Flink, Kubernetes


Thank you.

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Hello Fishes, How much Amex can offer on Product Owner role at 14 years of exp ??

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Hello 🦈s,

Role: SAP ABAP
Current: 8 LPA

I am having offer from LTI for 10.5 Fixed & 1
Mouritech for 12 LPA Fixed.

I have also cleared PwC India interview & HR has told me that they can give me 10.5 as Fixed (Before 12 offer). I have not yet received the offer letter.

Now my question is will PwC consider this offer for the re-negotiation? Or will they not release the offer letter itself?

Also what should be my ask for a SAP ABAP Developer with experience of 3.3 Years?

Thanks in Advance 🙏

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Hi Mentors,

I would like to know, how much would one person get in hand from 16L fixed after tax deductions in credit suisse.

Thankyou.

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Your fav brand to shop fashion?

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And Netcracker offering 32fixed in along with free transport and food coupans. Also told they are working on latest tech stack
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Shall I choose netcracker in this case?
Position Java backend dev with 8.7y exp


Position java backend dev
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Having an experience of 5.5 years in IT Procurements I have joined on a role of an Associate Manager in a renowned organization. The salary offered to me is 7.7 LPA.
I am looking for an idea about how much salary does an Associate Manager gets on this post with this much experience.
Can anyone please suggest? :)

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Need a new suitcase. Should I go with a Tumi or Rimowa?

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How much does a biomedical bench tech make in Toronto area?

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Hello everyone, I’m new in this app. Goal is to connect with all :)

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I How much money I can make in short term onsite project to Netherlands ? What all tcs provide interms of money n facilities in Amsterdam?

Hi guys,

I switched 20 days back to Optum. I have 7 years of experience working as a full stack Engineer, who is passionate working on both front end and back end on latest technologies. But my project is working only on back end with 10 years old tech stack. There is no front end work at all. What should I do?
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Hi guys, Received break up offer letter from bosch, CTC 19 lpa ( fixed 16lpa), asked 22 lpa,Level 52. I have 3 days to respond.

My current CTC is 6lpa and have no offer letter.

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I've always used "OTE" to describe my base + variable, but many in this bowl seem to refer only to their variable. Which is correct?

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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