Who the hell turn the simulation on LEGENDARY Mode??

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Pretty on brand for 2020

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I salute you Giant Asteroid! ☄️

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This wasn’t supposed to happen until October. We talked about this, damnit.

June is Ebola
July: hurricanes
August: drought
September: hurricanes pt. II
OCTOBER: asteroid takes out Alaska
November: alien attack
December: America takes over Mexico to get us back to 50 states.

FFS 2020: stick to the plan!

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The asteroid was scheduled for April. It missed its chance. We're already fully booked for the year.

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Can’t have racism if all races are extinct.

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BB58 in 72 degree Texas. 😎

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Anyone stay at the W Costa Rica? Planning a trip to Costa Rica and trying to decide between that and the all inclusive Westin right next door.

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College seems so much more fun in 00’s, even early 10’s

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Where are there openings for a lead strategist / head of strategy at the moment? Not asking for a friend.

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Hello Guys,
Salary discussion is done. How long will it take get official offer letter ? Its been 3 days since then.

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Hello fishes,

I'm a Business Analyst with 1.2 years of experience and currently, I'm trying to switch to a different organization.

I have worked on and have been part of various analysis and case studies in my current project and have experience working on Bridge Insurity tool, Python , SQL ,C#, .NET, Data Structures and Algorithms.

Please let me know if there are any related opportunities in your firm.

Thankyou!

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DM for referral

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Got leaked on by condensation on my flight. They switched me to the same seat on the other side. Got leaked on again and got switched again. Would you file a complaint?

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I’m struggling. I left an agency I liked last year due to growth limitations and since then I’ve worked at 2 different agencies and can’t seem to find my footing. The first one seemed like a good fit at first but then it turned out to not be the best place for me so I left. At my current agency I feel super undervalued. I’m always raising my hand and offering to help where I can and no matter what I do, I don’t feel utilized or valued or part of the team.It’s really taken a toll on my confidence

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Desi brothers and sisters, looking for good resort recommendations to take my mom and dad to over the holidays , based out of bangalore and will be traveling to india with just my daughter

Done with the Diwali food. Onto steak and potatoes 🥃.

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Desi fam - dinner ideas anyone? Vegetarian pls. SO tired of cooking every day but even more tired of having to decide WHAT to cook! Argh.

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Anyone raising desi kids in the US? What are are some of your fears?

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I have an annual membership to tryexponent for FAANG and tech prep. I don’t need the membership anymore and have about 6-8 months. I can share my creds for $60. The content was extremely helpful, I made it to Amazon. Let me know if anyone’s interested

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Since I am new to this Portal, need 11 likes to Unlock DM.

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BCG vs Deloitte. Could you comment on the work life balance differences between the two in toronto / Canada.

Hi Fishes,

I have 9+ yrs experience in .net development.I have offer with softura (19.5 LPA including variable) and qburst ( 21.5 LPA fixed).
Both are providing WFH.

Could anyone tell which has good work life balance?

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When do you think associates are usually let go in small practice groups that are currently being overwhelmed with work? Is it when it starts to slows down or when they already have a candidate to replace you? Just trying to figure out how long I have after annoying a partner 😂.

Aside from LinkedIn, what are other sources to identify decision makers in large companies?

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I knew something was up....the firms isn't making budget projections so now there making mountains out of mole hills aiming to find ppl to let go! #whatjobsecurity

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I work on a team that is 95% H1b (it’s really just me and 1 other on a team that’s 20+). The client has a few topics that are restricted to US citizens on US soil only. There’s a few team members that are visibly (not recently because it’s virtual) upset when asked to leave the room for these discussions to take place. Why would they get so offended?

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Does anyone have any book recommendations for information on buying a house?

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A for effort?

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Share your best covid recipes. I need some inspiration

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Has anyone here filed for unemployment in California?

I got laid off 2 weeks ago and at the time was seeing projections online that the fed govt pmts would only cover about 25 million ppl (not sure how accurate that is).

My claim is still pending with CA but the total amount projected per week is only $400; doesn’t include an extra $600 fed govt pmt. Does anyone know if the $600 gets added somewhere else in the process? I hope I didn’t just miss out because I was lay-off 25,000,001

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Standing desk people: do you get a mat or anything for your feet?

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Happy Friday, y’all!!

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Did you know that forced pregnancy is recognized under the Geneva Convention as a crime against humanity and a war crime? Perhaps our companies can openly take a side on the current abortion issue since it impacts many of us and our work lives. What do you think? Civil responses only please.

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How much do y’all pay for your employee portion of your medical insurance premium and what coverage does that get you?

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I am genuinely interested in learning why people want to reopen non essential businesses?For the past one month all we have read is about how fatal and dangerous is covid. I want to reasoning

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Spot the difference 👀👀

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Found a good looking Herman Miller Aeron, used on CL. Worth the 400 bucks? Do not have a proper office chair at the moment

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Fully vaxxed, tested positive for COVID today. No severe symptoms but symptoms still exist, nonetheless, and they are absolutely no fun.

This sh is for real, please take it seriously. Wish you all the best of health.

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Considering doing Shrooms or LSD in quarantine. Any experience and/or tips are welcomed 🙃

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Big mood. 😴

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Is the amazon application status of active vs archived (not in consideration) accurate?

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Is an MBA necessary for the CPG industry? I’m still on the fence

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Okay hear me out - been wanting to start a side hustle/business/startup for a while now as it’s a cool learning opportunity and I want that kind of passion. just don’t really have any good ideas....how do I brainstorm and come up with meaningful ideas?

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Channel 8 news 🐐

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