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Why is this on LinkedIn? Like she doesn’t have time to do make up outside of making the video?

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6 months

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She forgot to include the post's lesson! She needs to say "I talked to people before and after putting on makeup... Here's what I learned:" and then talk about how people took her more seriously after and attributing it to how professionalism isn't just how you act but how you look

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6 months

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I'm not nerdy enough 😔

6 months

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I started finding reposts of TikTok videos on LinkedIn. Any day I’ll scroll into cosplay girls doing TikTok dances on LinkedIn and we will have achieved nirvana between the platforms.

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“It turns out that wealth does trickle down, you just have to make them bleed first”

I guess they didn’t like bleeding so they’re trying to manipulate the markets in their favor AGAIN.

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Pro

Grill night! Tri tips, sweet potatoes, salmon [lunch for tmrw] and brussels

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I'm currently looking for admin assist jobs that are remote. I was thinking a career in another country. Any advice, any ideas about companies I can apply to?

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What skills or abilities do you believe are the most important to have/demonstrate in order to move from Copywriter to Sr. Copywriter?

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Hi All - I’m a S&O professional starting in a few weeks. What laptop do strategy professionals at Google use? I’ve used Windows exclusively as a professional but a MacBook Pro can be interesting.

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Can anyone refer me to TCS in SAP domain?

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I’m ready for my embryo transfer! Date is set for next week! Very excited!! After being canceled due to COVID I was sure something else would be wrong.

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So, I just joined a startup. No processes, no clear strategy, just one goal: selling. Getting leads. When ever I try to build a strategy, they (founders) swamp me with blablabla stories and not a single action plan. Is this the usual at startups? Also,no real company culture. At all. No HR. I am reaaaally struggling to get a sense of belonging here. What should I expect?? Tia

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Hey Fishes, I feel the RTO policy in not getting enforced rather it is getting imposed it seems (in ZS across offices). Suddenly from being employee centric they have shifted their focus to ZS culture and values. Let the thoughts pour in!

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Hi guys, I am planning to switch within Kolkata. I work as a Process Associate at PTP Accounts Payable domain. I have complete process end to end knowledge. My notice period is 30 days. Can you guys help me out here please?

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Need referral at CGI. I have the job id with me

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Whats your favorite case management software? My growing small practice is looking for recs

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What credit cards do you hold and which one do you recommend?

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Inviting employees from Comcast offices in the United States, Comcast India Engineering Center and more to this bowl Comcast

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works at Accenture

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Best/most used SQL Dialect? Been practicing on Leetcode and am curious as to which SQL Dialect is most used in up to date companies.

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me and other associates when noticing all working papers been reviewed within 10 mins ✅

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Looking for an job opportunity in GCP(Google Cloud Platform), I'm having 9+ years of experience in the integration services. I'm a Certified Scrum master and Certified GCP ACE and PDE.
Thanks in Advance

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Mentor

My work product is becoming worse and partners are noticing/commenting. I just hate the practice area so much that every time I am asked to do something I just get it done as quickly as possible and can’t be bothered to put in effort. I think I need to quit so I’m not fired for bad performance with a horrible reputation. Am I nuts and should I just wait til they let me go?

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Over the last couple of months I’ve interviewed for a number of jobs and made it to second and third round interviews but never got an offer. My last interview was on Monday and I got feedback that I did not get selected because it did not seem like I was a a team player. Ive got three interviews coming up and l am wondering how I can improve my chances of getting an offer. Any ideas are welcome. I need a new job like yesterday.

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Klick - would you go? Why or why not?

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This is how I feel!!!

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Visual Storyteller

Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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The best how-to guide in becoming a LinkedIn dimfluencer. Reach your peak Simon Sinek in 16 easy steps. https://www.linkedin.com/posts/officialjohnjames_social-medias-effectiveness-conundrum-activity-6915424800324685825-vjxr?utm_source=linkedin_share&utm_medium=android_app

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

This whole thing is cringe - how proposed after forcing employees to make a fake commercial and attend, calling himself rainmaker, the formatting. Image of the text in comments.

If only he just made a post being excited about being engaged (still not for LinkedIn, but whatever).

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Chief

Incoming multi-tier cringe

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This is our bowl leader

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