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You'll have to give your first born child to them. Gratefulness won't cut it.

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I can give you my first born to give it to them, but you will have to convince someone else to give me their second born

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I am looking for someone in the C-level or at a very high position in the marketing, tech or HR/Talent space for a critique of some materials.

Somewhat urgent and I would be eternally greatful.

Happy Holidays!

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Anyone at Deloitte looking to staff for Change Mgt/Training resources for their project?

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If you want to live with a foot in audit and a foot in consulting and learn how the cloud works from a provider's perspective hmu I may have a job for you (Assoc and early SenAssoc)

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Hello everyone,
I’m looking to begin my career in HR, I have almost 6 years of benefit experience I gained through my career with UnitedHelathcare I recently started a new company and with my position here I am considered as Benefits Specialist in HR I don’t have a degree yet but I do want to work on that. Any other advice or tips to help build my career? Thank you in advance

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Hi guys I'm looking for new opportunities
I work as an angular developer
Currently serving my notice period
Plz help me or refer me to get a job
My tech stack
Angular+javascript+nodejs+mongodb
Please help
Years of exp:2 years

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I’m an occupational therapist looking to transition out of traditional OT. I would like to get a remote position in Utilization Review or Appeals/Denials. I also recently got a data analytics certificate so would be open to healthcare analytics. Anyone know a resource or looking to hire for these?

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Microsoft hi, in the process of speaking with hiring manager for a learning and development lead within next week, anyone know the pay range or interviews techniques?

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Hi All,
I need referral for Amazon
BIE - Business Intelligence Engineer

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I have an offer from a start-up which I will be joining next week. Even though I got a hike more than 100% ( current tc: 6lpa, new tc:14lpa) and changed to sde role I am still not satisfied. Seeing all those comp posts on leetcode I felt I can be one of them. But now I am feeling left behind and not able to move on. I know I have no dev experience. But every other person is getting tc more than 25. How can I get rid of this FOMO and focus on learning and growth. Drop your advice in comments sec.

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Crushed my final two interviews today. I will hear back sometime next week for a verbal offer for a Tech Solutions Consultant on the xWS team. Leaning towards an L4 but maybe they give L5 if the interview feedback was as good as I thought it went. Any thoughts on how I should negotiate base and equity? Maybe ask for sign on too?

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Hey sharks,
How to get into freshers data science role as a non-tech professional?

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Interviewing for a Senior Analyst role in data science & analytics in Detroit. Any idea what salary I should be asking for? Don’t want to sell myself short, but having trouble finding market value. Thanks.

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Has Anyone moved to KPMG UK as an IT Audit Analyst (E Grade Role)? How is the work life balance ?

@kpmglondon @kpmguk

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Exl offices not opening anytime soon right ?

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Hi Guys ,

With 11 yrs YOE and having skills in dimensional Modeling,data warehouse ,ETL and Reporting , what should be the salary expectation in market. I have switched from 12 LPA to 26 LPA on feb 2022 as my first switch with IC role as ETL developer . Now looking for data architect role. Most likely i am going to get more 35 LPA but Shall I negotiate for 40 LPA else should not join ? Is 40 LPA is good or very high ? Plz advice. Thanks.

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canada vs. US salaries at Amazon? I’m interviewing for a role at amazon. Any insights on if the salaries advertised for US roles are comparable for Canadian roles? I don’t want to give my range - in fear that I’ll undersell myself. Any insights? (It’s for a senior proposal manager role -10+ years experience)

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Barclays or EY GDS, which company is better to work with from software development role perspective?

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Hi all,

Can someone tell what should be salary expectation for Consultant role (D&S data analytics team) at Mastercard.
I think it's for L8 band, not completely sure.
Yoe- 4yrs
CCTC- 15
Offer holding - 20(19fixed)

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What is the responsibility of an OB hospitalist to advocate for or against sterilization (specifically tubal litigation) if any? I had a very controversial experience with an OB that made me wonder how much we should be trying to influence our patients' decisions "in their best interest." ETA: I'll share more details once I see some responses. I don't want to cloud anyone's gut-reaction opinion.

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What’s associate partner salary range?

Hi All,
I have cleared all 3-4 round of interviews in Apisero by 26 Dec. HR also taken all the documents like salary slips etc.

She said offer may take some time due to new year holidays. Now they are saying they have freezed all the new offers.

Is this correct? Apisero is not rolling out any new offers?

The interview process take weeks of time and multiple rounds. So just wanted to know what is the point of all these rounds.

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Soon to be graduating from an MBA, and won't be able to attend a graduation ceremony or grad party - is it something life changing that I'll be missing out on?

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Hello All, In the next couple of months i am targeting companies like Apple , American express, Salesforce, Microsoft etc. Can anyone please share the required skill set and preparation strategy for these companies? YoE - 4 years Current skill set - Advanced SQL , Pyspark,Azure services, Hadoop ecosystem , shell scripting, Power BI

I am not very good at DSA.

Apple Microsoft Salesforce Amazon

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I have 4.5 yrs of work ex and joining as ACON at KPMG. Will I get promoted to CON in next cycle i.e October 2023 or so I have to wait until October 2024?

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Deloitte Manager or IBM Manager?? Please suggest.
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Thoughts on Elise Stefanik?

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Hi all, just looking for a range, what should should someone with ~3YOE in consulting (targeting Senior Associate) expect for a base salary.

And when giving a range is it better to overshoot knowing they’ll bring it down?

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Looking for information on companies hiring EMT-Bs in and around Clearwater, Largo, Tampa, FL.
Looking to hear which places I will be able to get a higher salary. Working as an ER tech or privatized ambulance.

Honest question: how many hours do you work a week, what type of consulting do you do, and what is your position? Thinking of switching from big 4 consulting to MBB but seeking this feedback.

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How long does it take in Accenture to send offer letter once salary discussion is done???

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What groups are best at tax valuations (e.g. IP and other asset valuations)?

Is it usually done by tax service lines or advisory service lines?

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Let’s talk credit cards! Is there any one which has 0% foreign transaction fee? (Like Revolut)

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I'm honestly burnt out and don't know what to do. Me and the other associate on my project sleep 5 hours a night. The project is set up to fail and all I can do is try to keep people happy and working

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Going from government consulting to commercial healthcare... thoughts?

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A reminder to all: we are going through very difficult times. Please help someone who has gotten laid off if you can!

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Got hired as a digital strategy consultant. I have over 10 years of industry experience but I’m new to consulting. What courses, workshops or books would you recommend to build a solid toolkit?

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How much do partners at big 4 make on average? How bout MBB?

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Just accepted a job at big 4, I have 1 YOE experience as a data scientist, plan is to stay for 2 years then go to MBB or masters…thoughts?

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Any suggestions for anger management books?

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Help me fishers, I've been in consulting for 4 years and I'm trying to figure out my options. what jobs can I transition to? I'm currently in tech strategy

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Brooklyn 🐠: Accident in the BQE this morning! Might want to leave a bit earlier or detour via Jackie Robinson

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Plural tutoring session anyone? Looking to do as a weekend job. Current target OPs are "Has there been layoffs" and "What's your thoughts" but happy to expand.

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Chicago is on the verge of making history..!! For the first time ever, months of Jan and Feb are going to be snowless. And we have an orange buffoon denying climate change.!! 😢😧🙄

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I am leaning towards declining a role change that comes with a 1-2 level bump for less stress (no daily/weekly firedrills) and not having to work 55+ weeks..known for fixing problem areas...ughh

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What's Deloitte's paternity leave policy? And how long do you have to work there before becoming eligible?

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What's the best all-in-one credit card for traveling consultants that pay for their own expenses? I want to maximize rewards (whether it be cash back, points, miles etc.).

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Any recommendations for a work desk?
Not looking for something too big or pricey. Easy assembly / disassembly is a plus.
I see foldable desks going for $100. Any foldable standing desks out there?

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Honest question: how many hours do you work a week, what type of consulting do you do, and what is your position? Thinking of switching from big 4 consulting to MBB but seeking this feedback.

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Any recommendations for a good church with a young crowd around Lincoln Park? Just moved to Chicago.

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I feel like I don’t see the point in dropping a bunch of money into a 401k. I am pretty good at saving money and I want to enjoy my life now. What’s the point of being 67 and having loads of money?

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Am I crazy to let my lease expire, put my things in storage and just air bnb/pay for weekend nights at hotels for the next year? I love my place but feel like I'm just throwing money away

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Has anyone used gliders that stick on tyres of office chair, for better movement over the carpet?

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