A fascinating look into the mind of a newly minted MBA entrusted to tank a company. Thinking of starting a charity to help them recover 😢

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Anyone who thinks “data cleaning” isn’t useful needs to spend 5 minutes with real world data.

Also the X axis should be reversed.

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I’d like to see axis reversed and top right being the priority

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The more you look…. Ouch my eyes

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Lol at ignore math 🤣🤣🤣 not useful but the foundation for all other topics

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I believe the banking industry would be surprised to learn that financial analysis is neither useful nor time-consuming

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Someone failed their math classes - or thought ahead and chose to “ignore”

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The elements are not MECE

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What does this person think data science is????

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Who knew that data warehousing was not very useful... I’m kind of glad that my bank hasn’t lost all of the data on how much money I have with them.

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Let’s forget this whole math thing. All my data visualizations will look super pretty and tell an awesome narrative, where every number is wrong because I can’t math…

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I smell an 8 figure platform enablement/data engineering engagement on the horizon.

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What math teacher hurt this person? And why hasn't their therapist helped them recover?

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Ah yes! The perenail not useful 'math' and 'statistics’ categories.

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