I'm on a beach in Florida and a guy walks up to me and is like "you're from Texas, huh?" And I'm like "yeah, how'd you know"? And then I realize how he knew...

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...(1) I had a hat on with a Texas flag on it (from the state fair. (2) I was holding a cooler bag with a Texas flag design.(3) I had a massive Texas float in my other hand.

I'm not really a Texas maniac they just...sell a lot of Texas themed stuff when I need it (a hat when the sun is beating down on me at the fair, a cooler bag right before this trip, the float from the last time I went to float the river in San Marcos)

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🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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