And the entire Baskin Robbins cheered

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Thanks Alex, I’ll take ‘things that didn’t happen’ for $500

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if someone gives Investopedia definitions of all those listed, it will probably take more than 90 minutes I assume.

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Reality: any kid (or adult for that matter) in an ice cream store has ZERO patience and the attention span of a rock. Nice try fake content generator.

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If everyone heard at the Baskin Robbins then they too could become titans of industry like the linkedin poster

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His face shows he did not enjoy this fake story, at all

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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God is so inspiring...

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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