At least he’s honest…

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Saw this one and was howling and thinking what other "recruiters" were thinking! They keep preaching and fighting they review each and everyone lol so hundreds a day 8 hours straight 5 days a week? Would not want to be their optometrist .

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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