Behavioral interview tips. Wrong answers only. Fire away

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Question: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
Answer: “I’d say my biggest weakness is listening”

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“Weaknesses? Why would you want to hire someone with those?”

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“Ackchyually I don’t seem to have any weaknesses” 😂

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Remember every question is a test. When they ask “How are you today?” You say “Goal oriented, thank you”

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“If I were an animal I would be a wolf, yeah, I’d be the leader of the pack for sure. I’m the alpha and everybody should follow me.”

Ideally said while interviewing as an analyst.

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"I've always had a bit of a napoleon complex, and if given the opportunity, I will over compensate in every possible way."

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Where do I see myself in five years? Sitting in your chair after I steal your job.

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The obvious answer is celebrating the 5 year anniversary of you asking me that question.

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“I’m a nonconformist and I value unconventional ways to doing thing” -actual answer I gave in an interview

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As part of consultant screening process:
Screener: Complete this sentence, “I wonder...”
My answer: “... what the i/o psychologist sitting across from me is thinking.”

He did not recommend me for the role, but the HM still wanted to hire me. We wound up not being able to agree to terms. True story.

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How would you handle a team member that is not pulling their weight?

Twitter blast, racial slurs, and then take vengeance upon their family. Next question beyotch.

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The first question is always going to be “why <insert company name>?” So have that answer down

But it’s important to get the company name wrong, right ? Like if you’re interviewing at Bain, say BCG...

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