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Lost in the rest of the utter idiocy: the photograph from afar, clearly indicating that he hired a photographer to take a photograph from afar. If that is indeed him and his poor hostage fiancé, as opposed to the result of a stock search for “douchebag proposing on beach”

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I was recently laid off and I am actively search for a new role. I am mainly targeting Business Analyst, ScrumMaster, Product Analyst, roles but I am open to others.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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