Chocolate chip cookies are the most overrated cookie out there!

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OP’s bringing the truth to the people. You have my vote, OP!

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I don’t mind a chocolate chip cookie, but it’s gotta be in the soft to chewy range.

Don’t over bake it and then tell me it’s supposed to be crispy…get that shiz outta here

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P2- We prefer the “Trump Treatment”, ordering well done Porterhouses with ketchup.

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Fighting words 😤

What?! Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies with ice cream on the side is one of the best pleasures in life. Maybe you haven’t had good ones.

You take that back!

On gawd

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