Client: “I need all 3 campaign options blown out and comped up in all video, print, and social executions to show my boss.”

(Presents 2 weeks later)

Her boss: “Why are we advertising this product?”

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Even better.
Account director: the client wants to see all 3 campaign options blown out and comped up EOD tomorrow.

(EOD tomorrow)

Client: why are we looking at all these executions I thought this was an overview of campaign ideas

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Ha, yessss.

Hoping this at least a paid pitch

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