Clients suck. What exit options are there where I don't have to deal with them. Government? Academia? Thx.

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You could join the dark side and become one of them

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Regrettably, clients are people, and people are everywhere.

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Ain’t that the truth

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"Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low."

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Brilliant.

You could be like one of my super woke college professors (before woke was mainstream in 2005) and be a curmudgeonly professor at a state college. Sound fun?

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Hello everyone,
I am looking for a job switch.
Currently working
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1 yr of work experience.
B.Des from IIT.
Let me know if you are hiring or anyone you know is hiring, would prefer big corp and startups alike.

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Extension “one final time” (through the election)

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