Consulting impacts my dating life. No girl seem to understand or believe me when I say I’m working all day long and supporting other time zones, and even other countries with my global customers. Guess I have to find a single female consultant so she will understand. 😂

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Forget girls, my parents don't believe it either. My dad out earns me by ~5x and he has never worked this hard.

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Hypothetical scenario: See if you can start working for him @2x salary. He can take some more time off and you make twice the money with lowest possible work. His 2x loss = your x gain. Nett overall loss x was anyways not worth it.

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Oh this post reminded me that I have a girlfriend too.

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Now block her calendar for ZOOM video call☺

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It's same the other side as well lol

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I haven't spoken to a girl who isn't a colleague in the last 6 months lol

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I have a standard sentence "We solve business problems". After saying that I immediately ask what she's doing to avoid further questions. Can guarantee it works 😜

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I once had to make a prospective girl wait while I answered an urgent 'Pls fix'. She accidentally took one look at my calendar and asked "Do you always work this long?"
Never heard from her after that evening. -_-

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Forget that my parents used to think I work at call center since I am on calls all day long.

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You guys have a girlfriend??

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