Cringe for the win.

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Yes, Alexander. We are promoting you with a $10k raise because you didn't spend $50 on that one trip. Bravo

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Alexander saved $50 on dinner.. but the following day got food poisoning and had to miss the rest of week's meetings. Company missed out on $1m deal

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Somebody has definitely urinated (or worse) in that kettle beforehand.

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Serious question: how much attention does this man crave and need to post something as ridiculous as this?

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I genuinely can't tell if he actually ate that chicken or he just did it for LinkedIn post. These days people online are such big phonies

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Does anyone honestly wonder why I refuse to use those things?

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Right?

feeling the need for a “cringe” emoji 😬

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🙄 not sure the juice is worth the squeeze on that but do you!

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If that is what gets you promoted at work I don't want to work there

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That. Is. Revolting.

This was 18 months ago, this is a stale meme

It was satirical

Oh I’m sure it was after the fact. That would be my cover story also.

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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