Tag yourself - I’m the blue text in a majority of interactions with men and I’m 👏 over 👏 it 👏

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My rule: if you can’t hold a convo by text or by phone, you’re not worth my time.

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YESSSSS

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If you get the orange response then

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They still wanna fck. I am just not into that 🤷🏻‍♂️

Boys that can carry conversations are way more attractive imo.

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I agree with you... they just developed their sexual skills but skipped on conversational skills!

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