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On vacation and hallucinating the Slack ping sound anytime it gets quiet.

Hello sharks,

Currently I have 4 years of experience in SAP CPI and Success Factors system.

I'm confused on what to learn next to progress my career. I'm fairly good at coding and so would like to work in modules which involves technical aspects.

Please advice what can i do to improve my knowledge and also compensation

Nyc based. Is it at all possible to make at least 200 base in corp dev or strategy at a tech company? Super burned out but don’t want to take a paycut in base. I realize I’ll never make all in comp the same in tech but if I can match base I’d be content.

Hi everyone, I would be working in Arcesium as a contract employee (placed through a 3rd party vendor). Could you tell me how it would be for contract employees in terms of benifits, work life balance and any perks, etc. Thank you. Arcesium Tata Consultancy Infosys Cognizant Wipro

Offers in Hand Cognizant (12.3fixed), PWC (13Fixed) and KPMG (16Fixed)
YOE: 5 years
Technology : SAP CPI
which company should I go for considering project opportunity and wlb in SAP?

I have offer of Accenture and S&P. With same compensation which should I choose. Qa Automation engineer with 4+ years of experience

Looking for Devops eng role.
Exp- 1.5 year.
Tech stack- AWS DevOps.
Any lead would be helpful

I’ve been an engineer for my entire career (10 years), and I’m curious about what a move to product management would be like. I would love to hear experiences from those who have spent the bulk of their time in one role and then moved to a product management role. Did you enjoy the move or do you miss your old position?

Hey y'all, kind of a two part question:
1. I enjoy the people management more than individual contributor stuff. What career paths do you see in our industry for people who are managing support engineering teams?
2. What certifications are valued today? Seems like being a AWS Cloud Practitioner is a good general one, but are there others that stand out?

Hi Everyone, I have almost 1 year of experience as Business Analyst in telecom domain ( AI poduct specialist/QA) Total experience of 3.5 years in Retail and Trlecom domain. Any referral for Business analyst role

It’s Tuesday and I’m fuckin exhausted.

Hi All, I am having an opportunity from KGS Bangalore in Advisory ,TE-DL team. Can anyone help with the information regarding the same, like what this team do and work culture.

Also, the location offered is Bangalore, can I ask HR to change that according to my preference?

Tech Stack:- Java-All
Role:- Associate Consultant

Thanks in advance.

I'm interviewing with KKR for a Principal role in their real estate group. All online salary resources are all in alignment with a total comp of $200k+. I'm assuming based on the average salary reported across these portals for principal that those figures apply to the RE group as well. Anyone have any direct knowledge or can speak to that group's comp?

Does anyone know if principals are in cubicles or doe they get an office?

What are the projects available at wipro gurgaon Location?

What is a salary for SVP at Valley National Bank?

Thanks to Oracle India i am looking for a job
change after 7 months with oracle. Can
someone please refer me?
skill set : Selenium, Core java, testNG, HP
UFT, Manual testing
YOE: 5.8 yrs
Notice period : 1 month ( can join early too).

Got laid off but found a job. Unfortunately I can’t start for like 2 months. Any ideas on jobs I could do in the meantime? Can’t drive so no Uber. Willing to do minimum wage, anything will help

Are other T2 firms requiring booster shots?

What does bench life look like for you?
For me a typical day looks like this
9 am- sign in and check emails
930-11 : look for a new job
11-2 lunch and nap
2-3 : sometimes meetings, mostly begging people for billable work
3-4:30 - proposal work if I have it or more job hunting
5-9pm family time and dinner
10-3am - netflix, videogames, cry myself to sleep

3 questions for fish with CFA designation.

1. Was it worth your time?
2. Do you feel it has helped you in your current/past work?
3. Do you feel clients value you more having this on your resume? (If so, is this sector specific? E.g Financial services clients)

What are the best consulting firms for pricing (consumer goods focused)?

It’s Tuesday and I’m fuckin exhausted.

Real Talk: Is one time cheating (and not a long-term emotional affair) a complete dealbreaker for a long relationship (10+ years) / marriage with kids? What is the SINGLE thing if not the time or kids together would make you forgive your partner in such a case?
I mean something like the „I went out with the boys/girls, had a drink too much and there was this guy/girl“ kinda situation. Im looking much from the perspective of the „victim“, and NOT the cheater

Lots of us are skilled at delivery but most sales books seem to focus on the pitch and closing... What are your best resources for learning to develop and nurture strong, lasting client relationships?

Looking for recommendations for good consulting / problem solving books and possibly LinkedIn courses if anyone has taken something worthwhile. Thanks Fam!

Best consulting firms to work for in Hartford CT area?

Did anyone read the top consulting firms to work for? 😂😂😂

Best consulting companies in the social sector?

How many slides does your master deck have? How do you group them?
By master deck I mean collection of good slides that you reuse in slide building

What are the best Sales books y’all read?

Any book recommendations for philosophy, psychology, and business? Or any book you read last year changed your values? Going to fly international, gonna read it on flight. 😍

Got hired as a digital strategy consultant. I have over 10 years of industry experience but I’m new to consulting. What courses, workshops or books would you recommend to build a solid toolkit?

What is happening at Accenture... are recruiters being fired?

May be this is off the topic..
One of my friend who is a doctor & is an international med graduate. He passed his United States Medical Licensing Exams with above average scores. He has applied fr the match last yr & was nt able to match. Match process costs around USD10k; this year he is applying again after borrowing funds frm different sources bt he is under tremendous pressure to get match. I feel his pain as he has studied for 10+ yrs and is struggling to match nw. I m nt sure hw I can help

Best way to study for AWS cloud practitioner certification? (Not very technical but hoping to learn)