Fellow fish sticks, do you ever feel like a VLOOKUP in an INDEX MATCH world?

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I’m a goddamn xmatch, baby 🥷

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@EY1: We can all be CTRL H'd. We just don't know it yet.

Simpler? Easy to introduce to people? Works well enough to get the job done?

Yeah, that describes me pretty well

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Need advice guys!

Joining date is in one week. Please give suggestions.

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Designation Senior consultant 1
CTC 21 lpa+2.1 lpa variable

PWC SDC
Designation Senior Associate 2
CTc 21.5 Lpa + upto 17.5% variable but will not be mentioned in offer letter + 50 K joining bonus

Domain SAP Advisory

Which one is good?

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Has anyone done or know anything about the Army Congressional Fellowship Program (ACFP)?

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The other opportunity should still be there for 2-3 years

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Do you have a mentor? I’m in the autumn of my career and I’ve had a  modicum of success in production and it’s time to give back.

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Trying to come up with some project work for my University Sourcers to complete that will benefit my team. Their most recent ask was to generate a list of universities in each state that we source from within iCIMS. What other projects have you found to be beneficial to enhance recruiting efforts?

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Hi mates,

Anyone you know who has moved from Operations to BA and doing well ?

If yes what are the major challenges as a BA when you have moved from Functional Team ?

Is there a market to sell Cuban cigars on the side?

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Anyone at EY know about VBM practice and SM comp?

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Does your company pay for parking (if they don’t have a designated lot)? If no, do you believe they should they pay for it? Thoughts on this?

I met two of my three aides for the first time today and they have been nothing but miserable the entire day. How could I promote a more positive environment without directly calling them out?

I feel like I see a lot of harsh comments on here sometimes. Can we all post something positive about work/a co-worker/whatev here? I feel like we could all use a bit of a boost and kindness 😊

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FCB Health Chicago - What’s it like?

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We’re looking for account folks.
- 1 badass brand director
- 2 AAEs who should’ve been promoted by now, but (insert bullshit agency excuse).

DM me, or contact my girl Andy Moerer

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Fiancé’s milestone birthday coming up. We both love experiences and enjoy the city. Welcome all the help to make it special for her!

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Hello Connection,
Please Do not ignore this post .
My sister is looking for a job . She is BE graduate and well trained in SQL, manual testing and Java from recognised organization for 5 Months. kindly let me know if you have any opportunities.
She is struggling a lot , applying for 100s of jobs on daily basis but not getting response from anyone. Please help.
Hoping for positive response 🤞
Thanks in Advance!!

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Stupid question: do you get to alt-travel? Not fly home to your home office on the weekends, but use that budget to fly somewhere else?

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Told a friend of mine in tech I was considering moving to BCG. He asked me if I would have to move to Boston.

I followed up by asking what he thought the top consulting firms were. "I'd guess PwC and then McKinsey are the best. I've also heard of KPMG, Deloitte, and Bain, but I don't know much about them."

Just a reminder that outside our bubble no-one really cares about firm prestige etc.

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Flew for the 3rd time since last March. I LOVE how all these consultants (and yes you can tell they are consultants) board the plane early with status. Who really wants to be on the plane longer than they need to be during Covid? I will board last thank you very much. Status be damned.

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Assuming this causes a recession like in 2008, and many people get laid off, how long to take to find another similar paying job? I’m currently a strat manager in FS. Scared for job.

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I have a BSc degree from a semi-target university in the United Kingdom, and I currently have around 2 years of strategy consultancy experience at a Big 4 in one of Africa's most competitive economies. I'm looking to step into consulting in Dubai/ Abu Dhabi (MBB, Tier 2, boutiques, etc.).
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Investment gurus - Appreciate pointers for resources (books, blogs, videos etc.) to read up on investment strategies. Just getting started and could use all the help. 🙏

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About to have a final round at Msft. I realized I never had a conversation with a recruiter (I was reached out to directly by a team member) to discuss logistical details (potential start date, relocation, salary expectations). It is fair for me to ask for that type of conversation before the final round, or does that seem presumptuous?

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HHS government contractors to return to office come January. 👎 Not me though, I’ll be with another client before that happens

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Friend’s company wants to fly them out for 2 weeks for a project without paying for their flight home during the weekend in between. This is ridiculous, right? I feel like this is absurdly unreasonable, esp given the additional hotel stays would add up to a similar cost of another round trip flight anyway

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