Finally got a "special" DM on linkedIn. Feeling special 🤣

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Fun fact - my cat's name is Stan

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It might have been. He's always looking for attention 🤣

Why Hello there “Stan undefined” ! 😂

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Stan just wants to get to know you, your favorite color, and would also like a $500 wire transfer. 🤣

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Usually they tell me I'm their soulmate, they are on an oil rig and a widow before they ask me that 🤣

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I mean... at least he spells correctly.

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Post your foto to verify the claim and you are not re-posting some meme

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I second this

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Stan Undefined is such a poetic name

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Hello beautiful ;)

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He’s a Stan of undefined everyone he sends DMs to.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
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This is how I feel!!!

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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