Flipping sriracha sauce is the new way of getting rich

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Scumbag. Sriracha enema is what he deserves.

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If the economy wasn't trash and people could actually get decent jobs, then I'd agree that scalpers are scum, but if you'd rather work for 300$ a day instead of flipping a PS5 for 2k, feel free.

This guy and his Siracha....well, he's just an idiot.

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This is how every apocalypse movie goes, right here the me me me

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Grant Cardone and Gary Vee come get your love child.

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I had plans to do that with a very popular spicy mayo at the local grocery store. I bought $500 worth over a weekend. They didn’t have any for a while. I ended up using it all myself over months instead

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He’s strategizing the sriracha operations in his home town 🫡🌶️

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This is exactly what those dumbfks did during lockdown and all the chaos around scarcity and availability of stuff started leading to price gouging .

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Nice try Accenture.

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