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Anyone know about what "Business Review" status mean ?

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If a headhunter approaches someone for c suite position but you know a friend who knows key decision maker/chairman. Do you just bypass headhunter? Its in round 3 shortlist.

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Let's grab coffee. I can show you around town

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Anyone working in Optum, please DM

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Can some from Optum help me to fill self evaluation for common review. Iam new to Optum and not getting what to fill. If anyone shares what they filled , would do a copy paste.😂 Thanks Optum Tata Consultancy Deloitte

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Hi All,

I am looking for job switch. I have 7years experience in UIUX and 3.5 in Pega UIUX. I am currently working in LTI and I am available asap. Preferably remote or hybrid only. If you people have any references please let me know. Thanks in advance.

Noob question - I want to consolidate the dates into a single dates column. Would numpy or pandas help me reorganize this dataset effectively or should I do it within excel?

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Hi UX designers, how would you test a signup and onboarding flow/design to measure for task completion to validate the design before handing it over to the dev team?

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Anyone looking for referral for below profiles at Capgemini, directly message me here and I can help you with it. Thanks.

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Hi fishes
I have experience of 2 years in oracle plsql and i am looking for a switch

but i want to work in Java development and I have learned spring mvc, spring boot and I have good knowledge on core java, collections

Will be it be good decision to directly get a job as a experienced candidate by telling I have experience on Java(2years)
or
I shouldn't lie about my prior experience on oracle .

Thanks in advance for your valuable suggestions

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Hey everyone! Any Group Account Directors in the SF area looking for a new gig? Freelance or full-time? Please DM me - my small indie shop is looking for you :)

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Flown a lot this year. Lots in first. 2017 goal: Private...

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Nice try Accenture.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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