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For all my PwC colleagues who have been laid off just remember..."a broken crayon can still color"

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Except it won't last as long...and without the pointy end it isn't very precise... oh and it's hard to grip now unless you have tiny child fingers.

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I try to use broken crayons and then get frustrated and throw them out.

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But maybe a broken crayon can turn into TWO little crayons. Lesson in diversification? #tinychildfingers.

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