Give this man his 35 large immediately.

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I'm pretty sure that person doesn't care if they are contacted or not by that company

likefunnysmart

Yeah Azaria! You put that entitled jerk asking for < $17 / hour in his place 👏

#RecruitingDirectorLyfe

funnylikesmart

I think I should be able to say “that’s not enough clams” anytime I want, lady!

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So this man wants $35k a year? That’s not large at all bud

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Maybe if you live up north and are single with no mortgage or dependants…£35k wasn’t enough 15 years ago let alone now…

That 35 large used to 30 large before inflation hit smh

likefunny

35 large? Is that 35K or 350K?

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The man could have been more professional. "This position does not meet my current salary requirements" conveys the same message but with a bit more finesse.

funny

If you were looking to make $35k a year, I don’t think finesse would be something in your wheelhouse.

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If the pay was less than “35 large” that really is “too shit”. I’d like to see this recruiter’s professionalism if she were offered less than that. 🙄

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What’s 35 large though? $35K?

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If Azaria and her company put a salary in the advert, time would have been saved for her and “35 large” man.

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I now have a name for my next Agency and/or Band. We are “35 Large”.

Hope you’re not selling homes 😆

helpful

Lol, offers less than 35K a year, gets offended by the deserving response that low ball offer gets.

At least they are being honest

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Not cringey but funny as hell.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

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2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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