Got to love job hunting on LinkedIn. Which part of this listing is everyone's favorite?

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If I can't pancake my makeup I'm out

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You really do need that food handlers card... especially if you have to cut up and feed your executive like a toddler.

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Why are they dictating what the secretary can wear? So many red flags.

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Employers are getting really bold in an employers market. Remember who they are and never work for them, even if the economy shifts back to an employees market.

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With those appearance requirements, I think they're really looking for a different kind of professional.

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Wait….. professional actor or model a plus…. This can’t be real.

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Oh, that's totally a thing.

This isn't real...

I’m a hand model does that count?

They just missed out “Large chest and must be available for unscheduled overtime in random hotels”

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Can we start a thread for all the acronyms? Y’all lose me with all the lingo 😂

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So I start my new role as Revenue Cycle Manager, South Bay Division in about 2 weeks! I’m super nervous. I’m scheduled to meet with the Senior Director and the East Bay team. This will be my first real management job leading a team. Any advice for a new manager? Training tips?

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I got call back from Capgemini that my expected CTC has been met. HR told "I got approval from my seniors of your expected CTC. I am generating offer letter in the system. You will get the offer letter by today EOD or by Tomorrow" Is he fooling me or I will really get the offer letter? Capgemini
Role: Team lead
Experience: 9 years
CTC offered: 21LPA fixed.
Techstack: .Net

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What has your experience been with new job offers and counter offers from current employers? In my opinion, if I’m looking to leave it is because I’m unhappy and excited about the new role I’ve been offered. I’ve never been interested in a counter offer and it seems like it would ruin relationships with both employers. Interested to hear others opinions!

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I am a conservative who believes in being tough on crime but this is absolutely ridiculous and wrong.

As a lawyer, it troubles me that a public figure would come out and say something like this

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How long into practice before someone should be competent to handle a seven figure marital estate (business, maintenance/alimony, and personal property) solo (without supervision from a more experienced attorney)?

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Hi,
PPL working in Walmart Bangalore.Have you guys already relocated to Bangalore or travelling from your hometown based on the requirements ?

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Hey fishes, a close friend is a current MBA candidate with a legal background aiming to break into consulting in Paris, and looking for referrals at different strategy houses - please DM if you'd be able to!

Fishbowl does not let students have accounts so helping her out!

Merci beaucoup

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I am just curious. How much do consultants pay rent in Chicago?

Any good office chair recommendations for ~$100-150?

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Hi sharks 🦈
This is my offer letter in IBM
Can anyone tell me as to what will be my in hand salary per month?
Appreciate your inputs 😇

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Which consulting firms are hiring for experienced Associate position? Have a friend who got laid off and looking for another job.

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I am a machine learning developer with 4 years experience. I have 2 offers with almost same package, one PepsiCo and other Genpact. Which offer is better in terms of growth-learning and work-life balance ?

Got this from a wine tasting event that a friend invited me to. Is it any good? I don’t know much about wines in general

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Let’s talk decanters. Does anyone have a specific shape they recommend over others?

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I am financially secure (husband now has a high earning job) and looking at what options for "moon shots" at chances of real wealth generation with my years in Big 4 (10+). Month to month cash flow isn't a concern anymore so i can focus on opportunities for bigger pay days. Ideas from the hive mind?

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Looking for an average overview of weekly hours in PWM at each level? Any insight appreciated. NYC-based, preferably

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Job Opportunity: We’re a small agency growing quickly, looking to bring on a senior UX/UI designer who wants to take the step up and lead our team of designers and be the face of our creative department with clients & new biz prospects. The job title is flexible depending on your experience. Please reach out if this sounds interesting to you and I’m happy to share more info!

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Any good book recommendations? Both fiction and non

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Is anyone’s company offering to pay portion of your rent as home office expense? Especially if company is no longer paying for commercial office space?

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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No BS, no fluff, straight to the point. As anti-cringe as it gets 😂😂😂

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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It's the "loves this" for me

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Nice try Accenture.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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This is how I feel!!!

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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