Happy Easter!

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Mark is a great guy and have talked to him a couple times about my career. He’s awesome and has been a great leader for a long time.

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Just wait until he finds out Jesus was BLACK, he gonna have a fit…🙄

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So if he was Jewish does that equate to skin color? 🤦

LinkedIn is a scourge forced upon us

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No, he clearly look like a Jedi.

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LAWD AMERCY!

“PdH”

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He is Risen

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I wasn't trolling anyone. OP was about Easter, which again is THE most important religious observation for almost 1/3 of the world's population, so I was just responding to that in celebration of my Lord and Savior on the day of his resurrection. To be clear, in many churches "He is Risen" is used almost like a greeting on Easter day, and the customary response (which I was expecting from someone lol) is "He is Risen indeed!"

All I've done since then is respond to "questions" posed to me (I use the term charitably bc they weren't really intended sincerely from the beginning)

That was... something.

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Yeah let’s ugly Jesus up. Make him kinda bummy looking with brown eyes. Just because this random guy says so.

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I’m sure Jesus would love his “$1.1 Billion in sales” 🙄

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Wtaf

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Someone tell this tool to stop manipulating markets for political gains. Let it take its own course

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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This is how I feel!!!

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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The update really solidifies the cringe for me 🫣

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Do we think this is what all partners are thinking?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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