He hired his situationship as a 'brand strategist.' She seems nice but doesn't look like she's ever opened a deck.

What's the best way to compare the similarity of text between a smaller set of documents with a larger set of documents? Therefore, two vectors of vastly different sizes.

Would your judge blame you for higher court reversing his opinion if he handed you the research and told you what to write? Should he?

Welp! Finally got the axe today too. I didn’t even get to talk to my manager. One of the execs I support told me he’s very sorry and I was great, etc etc, but it couldn’t be avoided. Whatever. I kind of never want to work again. I’m heartbroken.

What's your best advice for new grads?
(any position)

Which subfields of engineering are going to show the most growth in the next ten years, in your opinion?

Looking for a public sector consulting project in BA role. Any leads?

What is exact in hand salary in Capgemini for 25L fixed, also in case of 10% and 15% variable pay

Anybody else working in the energy industry?

Anyone in LA following the FIRE regimen? If so, can you share a bit about your journey thus far and ultimate goal?

Any NJ/PA Labor and Employment attorneys looking to lateral? Working on multiple AmLaw opportunities.

Can anyone help me with the location of sirface parking for Building 5C (KGS Gurgaon).

Those who joined in Nov, are they eligible for appraisal in Q4. What is the average appraisal hike given @fujitsu.

Let’s hear some good news! Share your biggest wins so far this week!

Are there any other job titles that I can use in surveys other than an “accountant” if I work in FDD?

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

“Chatroulette, but for apartment peepholes."

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

“What do you guys see...a mouse or a blue screen”

I'll stick around for the bonus but want to make my side hustle my main career next year.
The side hustle is Scentsy...

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

First time working as a senior and Manager doesn’t review or have time for many questions. Deff trying my best but very hard to be efficient when it’s takes time for me to understand everything (planning). anybody in the same situation?

This is twice now in back to back weeks my boss has asked me where the disconnect was in our communications because I didn’t deliver on what “was asked”, even though I know damn well what was asked and what was done were the same thing. I’m not sure if he’s changing the meaning or isn’t communicating what he’s envisioning or what but it’s embarrassing to be called out like that, and to have people think you’re the dumb 23 year old.

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

How you came into the company will define your path. That’s why you’ll never be successful switching departments.

"I don’t like morning people. Or morning. Or people”

Words of Wisdom

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“Circumcision makes your dick look like it’s wearing a tailored suit. Circumcised is James Bond. Uncircumcised is James Out-On-Bond"

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...