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Apko Ladki kitni pasand hai ispe depend karta hai :p

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Kitna bhi CTC batao, next question yahi hoga ki aapko monthly inhand kitna milta hai 😬

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obviously after deductions, inhand wohi toh hota hai

Ladki ki inhand bhi puch lena

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Fixed+variable+4

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Fixed without any deduction. In hand agar poochte hai to pehle ladki ka in hand tum pooch lo.

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Unko toh payslip hi share karna hota hai and koi koi toh blood report bhi mangta hai

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lol..bol ladka heera hai ekdum

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Direct salary slip and Form16 🤣

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If you work in HCL you can go to ESS and Download Employment proof form. Also attach 3 months salary slip, and 2 quarter performance score if possible

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