“HOLY COW!! We’re finally popular and can be selective now there are so many desperately unemployed recruiters.”

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Work your way through 600 applications but keep asking people to apply anyway so you can say just how in demand you are. In the end repost the job because you won't be able to choose. Recruitment at it's best.

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This isn’t cringe…

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One opening, hundreds of applicants and encouraging more, chances are greater wining power-ball than getting a job here. They should change their name to insanity.io

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I don’t understand what the problem is here.

Not cringe. Clean post

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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God is so inspiring...

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Nice try Accenture.

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