Honest question — when you scroll through LinkedIn, what’s the first thought or feeling that comes to mind?

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"oh please for the love of god shut up all of you"

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The same feeling I get standing on a subway platform late at night. I avoid the crazies, ignore the unidentifiable slop on the floor, and try to get where I’m going without touching anything or ending up in an argument.

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Desperation

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I want to delete it immediately & then I remember I’m still searching for a job.

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Dread.

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This is nothing like their ads!

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Those who are voluntarily returning to the office — how often are you going and what days seem to work for you? Looking to slowly incorporate a few days here and there for change of scenery etc. — will add there is no pressure to do so (yet).

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Is the transition to electric vehicles going to cause a lot of changes for civil engineering? Seems like city planning might be affected

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For those of us cutting it too close on nights for status…. random question: If I have a Marriott stay that goes into the new year, do the nights (like Dec 30 and 31) count for 2022 or 2023?

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I find the trauma challenges on tiktok unsettling

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Anyone willing to give a referral for a McKinsey?

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Does BOA provide welcome kit to new joiners?
If yes, what's that?

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Hi Fishes, I am a recently promoted Associate in Cognizant working in ETL project. Want to change domain, please let me know for any internal requirement.

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So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

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I survived the cull and consider myself lucky for that.

Anyone who hasn't, please post here with your background and industry alignment.

I'm sure many others on here would be willing to put you in touch with personal contacts to help you get back in employment.

Now more than ever, remember that this too shall pass.

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What are the approx bonuses within S&C at the C and M levels?

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Used to be EXP on American, haven't flown them in a while and now no status. want to use miles for a flight, but they're charging $75 processing bc it's within 21 days. Any way around this?

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Why are there so many job postings that I have applied for but nothing happening? Are the jobs that are posted truly open? I know we are in 4th quarter and wasn’t sure if corporation’s like to hire then?

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Which company is good to join for Abinitio?
Exusia
Airtel

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Are we allowed to have a side business (not accounting related) while working for big4?

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HD is an excellent short candidate right now. March 29 $187.5Ps or $185Ps

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Any tips for finding remote paralegal roles? I am currently a senior corporate paralegal.

Mexican restaurants for a date? Looking for a lunch spot.. most of the nicer ones just open for dinner! Help!

Hi Fishies,

How much can i demand for having 3.5 Yr in Java, Springboot, Microservices knowledge. Current ctc is 11 LPA.

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Anyone have an amazing CPA for freelancers on the west coast?

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Got any jokes?

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Calling all tech obsessed 🐠! Thoughts on Chromebooks? My mom needs a new laptop and absolutely loves the simplicity / app-based nature of her iPhone, but I can't afford to buy her a Mac. TIA!

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Okay let's say I got a job in the marketing department at Netflix. Would it be a plus to have a company like them on my resume, or make it harder to get back into an agency later on?

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Are there any solid recruiters in SF?

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Like this post if you want to TP one of Sir Martin's houses with me.

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So Q1 has been abnormally weak for agencies across the board, right? Is it fair to say Trump is finally starting to effect the economy?

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Anyone have a recommendation for books or resources on upping my sales game? Open to in person class, online class, books, etc!

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Anything specifically to ask when receiving an offer?

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In NYC going from Junior CW to Mid at same agency. Currently making 72k. How much to shoot for?

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Manager texted me at ~10pm asking for a non-critical update. I chose not to respond (until morning) because I don't want to allow a bad habit to form. Thoughts?

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What are the steps to becoming a marketing manager on the client side?

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Was talking to a musician friend who says since he quit working full time, every day feels like the weekend. Meanwhile, in advertising, every day feels like a Tuesday 🙃

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Thoughts on having PMs manage media teams?

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When my boss asks me to send him a recap of what I’ll be working on next week but things are slow because all my campaigns are paused due to the upcoming Civil War.

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Any fishies in new york have official snow days?

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Let’s all agree on some collective self care this week - NO early morning meetings or client deliverables the day after the election. Perhaps we extend these rules this whole week. K? Great. 😅

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I find it insane that recruiters have been calling me on Teams. How is that ok and not seen as disruptive?

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What health/pharma agencies are in SF?

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It’s hard to be motivated when rounds of layoffs happen and you see all your friends leave. But one thing that’s gotten me through all of this is working out. And when I say workout I mean the most pathetic, sad, barely completed beginner-level cardio dance routines. I’ve somehow forced myself to move while on lockdown and it’s somehow forced me to feel better. Whatever you’re doing, wherever you are: get up and move even if you don’t finish or end up going on a walk. Pls take care of yourself❤️

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