Horned up AMA lmao

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What’s your name?🤔🧐

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What dat mouf do daddy?

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Fav adult film genre?

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Would you recreate Jim’s infamous pie scene for stress relief?

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Lol😂😂😂🧐

Single or married 👀?

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Indeed🧐

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Do you eat 🍑?

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Not yet, but Crowe might be changing that soon so I’ll keep you posted

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Would you choose a water buffalo or a rhinoceros?

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🍑 or 🍒

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M or F?

M… sorry lmao

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Are you hot? 🤔

Not NY 🥺
West coast. 😘

Pls HALP. Whats AMA?

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