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Do you make handicap faces?

Because Dennis Leary has a word for you.

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You’re probably going to hell.. or you’ll be reincarnated as a rat.

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I did this in undergrad, went to a 24hr mega Walmart one very late night with 4 other friends, only a couple cars in the parking lot ...decided to park in handicap for a few since we didn’t need many things and was going to be quick. A woman drove by and asked one of my friends, “are any of you handicap? You don’t look handicap...” I was the driver and as soon as I hopped out of the car, my friend said “she is” with a straight face... I said “huh?” With a dumb af look...the woman sized me up and said “oh I’m sorry, okay” and drove off. Don’t know if I should be offended or proud that we got away with it 😂

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Just move before you get that $200 ticket

My Sr Manager was fined $650. He used a handicap spot to make a u-turn while leaving a parking lot.

Good luck, OP. Hope you have some disposable income to burn.

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Do walk around in the summer saying “ how about this heat”?

All fun and games until someone video tapes you and it goes viral

I have a handicap tag from my time in the military. I’m a guy in my 30s. People hate on me all the time. They are the real assholes

Yelling at handicap people who make handicap faces 😂

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