How many of you would leave your jobs to join a company that created a new role called “Internet Marketing/Meme Consultant” that paid only 50% of your current salary?

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I want to know what the target resume looks like.

I’ve got a pretty solid fishbowl score. I wonder if that gets me in the door?

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Sounds like the perfect part time job!

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I love memes but hell no

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Hello,
I've recieved an offer from Morgan Stanley, my previous salary was around 6 Lpa and last offered was around 15 Lpa (WFH), I quoted 40 to 45% on top of that around 22 Lpa considering Mumbai location, WFO and Glassdoor pay range.
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I have offers from

TCS x lpa
Citiustech x +1 lpa
Legato X + 4 LPA
Wipro X+1 lpa + 2 JB

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Rest all healthcare

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IQVIA or CAPJEMINI.

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Please evaluate this initial offer for Apple ICT3. I think I was low balled, but I want to take more opinions. Currently Sr. MTS at VMware, received Apple ICT3. I was expecting to get to ICT4 but seems like team thinks upper end of ICT3 is more apt. Also, I think it is because I don’t have any counter offers yet.

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in Financial Advisory Team
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Consulting - at
Big 4 in Germany,
can anyone help me?
I did my bachelor's degree at the
University of Mannheim.
I would appreciate any kind of
support and advice.
I'm not above reaching out to alumni
directly via Linkedln, but l'd prefer to
bug as few as possible. So if you
want to help, guide, or mentor,
please pm me.
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