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Get one of those robot customer service agents to start working with the clients to cut labor costs.
“Please choose from the following menu:
1. My company’s profits are in terrible shape and I’m on the road to being fired by the board
2. I am personally lacking the skills to do my job correctly
3. I need to audit the work of my staff two levels down
4. I need you to do work I don’t want to do because it requires too much effort
5. I’m obsessed with digital buzzwords ”
Of course, we should also add “6. All of the above plus a few secret things I won’t explicitly call out”
Oversell and understaff
Or hire more college and MBA grads but sell them to the client as “experienced industry experts.”
Sell more work!
Promise to bring in new people and that all the hard work will be worth it when you see your bonuses.
Increase the bonus pool by 3% over last year.
More buzz words and initiatives. We need more initiatives people!
Easy 4 step solution:
1. Change compensation package to remove something you would need to pay out on separation
2. Layoffs under the guise of performance issues
3. Hire more people than you need at cheaper rate
4. Fire them too once things even out
Staff projects exclusively with fresh grads :-D