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So turn it around. Fantastic, what can YOU do to help me build my network? Oh, you are a worthless HR POS. Can you point me to someone that can help me grow my network?

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Accenture HR is no good. It’s like cops “checking on ya”. Watch out, they never mean good unless you are a minority or some special gender person.

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What a tool of a person!!! Wow just wow.
I expected better but I guess I was wrong.

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As a SM you came in with experience in X. Who leads the X practice? Do they have a plan to staff you? If X work isn’t available what’s your 1 month plan to get staffed in Y?

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Not yet. But it's a warning nevertheless. This is likely to cover themselves and put the pressure on you to find your own project.

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Agree with this. It’s a pre warning

Are you on the bench?

I guess this is the PE Practice! Hmm

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You can’t be let go if you are a new hire and you haven’t been with the firm for a year yet.

This is just not true.

In Accenture HR = Hurdle Rulers . The can put hurdles even on water . Where you feel all good now, here comes the HR. They cover the leadership’s bullshit misadventurism . They are insanity personified .

Get staffed.

Lol, great piece of advice!

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Talk to the MD who hired you . Typically they need to have a valid business case to hire you. Business case typically entails
- a large project that needs a delivery lead with your experience
- Accenture is building up a practice that needs your experience

Either ways, the MD sponsor should be able to point you in the right direction .

Poached and layed off after 8 months. They tried to force me to quit, because they didn’t really have a reason to terminate me. Apparently my case to be hired was not fully aligned internally. My peers at SM were ruthless and their coachees on my project wouldn’t do a single thing I asked and kept giving bad feedback to leadership. I was getting complaints from other leaders who I had never even worked with. It was all very, very strange and stressful

Are you in NA? Has this practice ACN is trying to build taken off anywhere else?

How did it turn out?

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