I am Slalom Consulting 1, my flight was deplaned and I am getting drunk in the Delta Sky Club. Ask Me Anything

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OP seems like a good dude to party with. Cheers man 🍾🍾🍾

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OP You're the hero we need AND deserve.

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Thanks for taking time out of your day OP. Is it true that only Slalom consultants can strike down White Walkers? If yes, how are you preparing for winter?

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I like how slalom gets progressively incoherent. Keep pounding drinks bro

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Do you ski? Do you snowboard?

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What's your political view on butt stuff?

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excel is for plebs who dont know SQL. i guess my favorite thing i know how to do in excel is use the OFFSET() function in data validation dropdown lists so i can add more rows to the dropdown without having to redefine it

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First time hear of Slalom Consulting 🙈

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> someone from big D has upboated your post
> doesnt ask question
ok guy thanks for the show of confidence 👌🏻

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@SC, let's take this offline. Shoot me an email at JohnT@slalom.com

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also regarding the london office we just got an officewide email praising the business opportunities of brexit 😂😂😂

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i loat count but if we include the airplane+lounge plus shitty outback shithouse in cincinnati shitport then probably 7-8

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Hey Slalom it's your bro from last night. What's your favorite excel function?

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@SC1, gtfo. i am first slalom consulting itt. i specialize in salesforce and ass kicking (cough kissing too)

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also dont ask me why we are called "slalom"-- i have no idea if it's skiing related and frankly idgaf

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@bigD1 we have this concept called "delivery center". it's like offshoring but inshore; college grads working out of either houston or dallas in desk jobs delivering grunt work with no client interaction. id say ratio is 90% frontline consultants (ie conslutants going to client site) vs 10% delivery center plebs. and if ur project fails so hard u actually need to leverage the DC, u fucked up son

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@ey3 sorry just typing out a thoughtful reply 😒

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WILL THE REAL SLALOM CONSULTING 1 PLEASE STAND UP PLEASE STAND UP

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Slalom should pay OP to be its brand ambassador. S/he would probably have a better ROI than Accenture and Deloitte's airport ads combined.

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> someone from accenture has 👍🏼
thanks bro 😊

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