I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the right to never return to the office; that I will defend this sacred right to work from home from all enemies, inside and outside of the corporation, so help me baby Jesus. 🤚 📖

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OP gonna ghost this oath like a candidate after a final interview

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baby Jesus 😂😂

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