I love this guy

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This happens when your reading/speech comprehension is so bad that you don’t even understand your imaginary opponents.

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So stunning, so brave …

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I’m going to go look him up. I’m curious. He’ll probably hate me anyways, I’m brown and female and very politically correct

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What’s your name Meta, we will all add you

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Why?

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“Give me a challenge - I will thrive”

Ok, don’t advertise your low IQ on LinkedIn challenge.

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My hero

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This is actually my name

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Truly this is exactly what our Founding Fathers had in mind all of those years ago... especially the bacon part.

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👏 🙌 💙

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He probably got 5 job offers from this post.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Is it just me or do 90% of the jobs being laid off by big tech sound made up? Many job descriptions with multiple bullet points that all kinda revolve around the same idea. One of my buddies works for a big IT company and literally just sits on meetings all day. No one really contributing to anything other than agreeing to whatever the speaker is saying. Are these kind of jobs finally being exposed? Six figure employees getting paid to sit and bounce ideas off each other?

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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